The following was accidentally sent to Weebl’s Stuff resident and Celebrity Outsider Joel Jessup. In an attempt to prevent any legal action towards Joel from publishing this article, I have decided to post his findings. Just you try and sue us now! More to come from Joel, I'm sure.
Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2005 16:32:21 +0100 (BST)
From: ‘Walter Santesso’ Note: address removed for legal reasons.
Subject: Bootleg beauties
To: The Tabloids, Heat, OK, and all other fine celebrity photo and gossip purveyors. Note: addresses removed for legal reasons.
It’s recently come to my attention that someone is flooding the celebrity market with hundreds of cunningly fashioned counterfeits. Although to the naked eye these may appear to be celebrities, they are often cheap imitations in that they’re not actually famous for doing anything at all.
I suspect that this is the work of genuine celebrities using production companies to make Reality TV Shows, the number one sweatshops for these knock-offs. Shows such as Big Brother, The Farm and Celebrity Grope Peninsula. The result is hundreds of ‘celebrities’ staggering about, and our stalwart Paparazzos are stretched to the limit trying to get pictures of all of them.
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