I'm slack as can be

• Posted by Weebl
• Category: Articles

So as you can probably see there's been no new toon this week so far. I'm working on 2 I promise but the fact is both me and peabo have been rather busy. I am doing my best to get something out this Weekend but all week I've not had a chance.

Lets break it down excuse by excuse.

• Organising my forthcoming marriage
  Sorting out a wedding is serious business (much like the internet) only it takes a year rather than firing off a few hastily written emails which you later regret. On top of that everyone insists on taking you out for drinks which it very hard work indeed. I'm pretty sure it would be easier if I didn't want to change my name by deedpoll to Audio Ninja!
• Trying to get a childrens cartoon made
  Yep we're talking to various big wigs about a kids cartoon series based on the adventures of a small hen and a box of owls. Cartoon Network are very interested but want the owls to be from the future and be dark and gritty. So look out for Hen's Future Owl Squad 2027 coming soon.
• Organising new toys
  A certain seafood with mental issues and a royal baked dough product are being made into toys. Start saving now!
• Xbox 360
  Ok. Ok. This is a pretty poor excuse but everyone needs a break right? I certainly do since I'm not getting any younger and I have a woman bending my ear about wedding stuff every 5 seconds.

Let me tell you what is so great about the Xbox 3sexy...

LEADERBOARDS!

Hot piss are leaderboards fun. Most of the admins on Weebls-Stuff have now got a 360 apart from Moog who is actually a hobo (I think that's what he said). As a result a lot of Geometry Wars has been played by all.

Ash beat my score a few days ago and he was all like the artist's redition to your right. You can tell it's Ash because of the huge arse (Ass to you Americans (I'm not calling you asses you understand I'm just saying that arse means ass)). He was jigging about and generally being very childish indeed. I however was the very image of maturity and good sportsmanship.


The very next day however I trashed his frankly pitiful score without even trying. That's how good I am. I didn't need to try in the slightest to beat him and his big, girthy behind. Ash being the huge girl he is didn't take this so well. To the left is how he looked when the news was given to him.

Look at his little tear filled eyes. Aw. Diddums. Did the nasty man beat your rubbish score my big bottomed chum?

So that is why the Xbox 360 is so damned good. Not the fancy swish graphics or the raw computing power, but the fact you can beat your friends and make them cry.

We won't talk about Splush's score as he is clearly cheating somehow.

Celebrity News Roundup

• Posted by Splush
• Category: Articles

If there's one thing I understand, it's celebrities. They're basically the same as plumbers except relatively worthless, grossly overpaid and generally much more willing to be seen at night (Note:  I also understand plumbers rather well). In this exciting age of exciting excitement, you have to keep up with the world of celebrity (or the celebrosphere, as Newton liked to call it) like a Turkish hypochondriac keeps up with local chicken activity.

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Celebrity Big Brother #whatever

• Posted by Williams
• Category: Articles

Yes, you lucky dogs, tonight’s the night:

THE FIRST CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER 2006 EVICTION

WHO GOES?  WHO STAYS?  YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU DECIDE!!!!

So, seems as good a time as any to look at the housemates, doncha think?

Endemol have scoured the Fame Bins for every scrag-end, off-cut and pigs-knuckle they can wallop in to the camera-laden Celebrity Big Brother offal-bucket…

…All of whom turned it down, hence this fly-strewn smorgasbord of rank mediocrity presented for your delectation… 

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The Super Power Review

• Posted by Moog
• Category: Articles

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Christmas TV sure did suck

• Posted by Bizunth
• Category: Articles

While Weebl finshes the somewhat epic 100th episode of weebl and bob (for this week or he gets a slap) We thought you might like to see just how crap Christmas TV was over here with the following scans from TV Guide Weekly Magazine Pullout Special Thing which Joel Jessup,who you may know as Bizunth, had to do to pay for his love of Haribo.

It's good to see our licence fees being put to good use.

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