26
Sep
21:59
Severance
Yes you blimmin' well could.
This time I am casting my wry eye on Severance, which Director Christopher Smith describes as the filmic equivalent of The Office meeting Deliverance. A grand claim, certainly considering that combining horror and comedy without both genres ending up looking like a farce is a tricky one to manage. Christopher Smith's previously directed another brit-horror, Creep, set on the London underground. Creep scared the holy crapola out of me. A fact which caused a slight incident on my daily journey to work. To this day travellers complain about the stench from the fifth carriage on the Victoria line. It's amazing how far a high pressured fright poo can penetrate soft furnishings.
31
Aug
17:18
This will change your life!
Hi,
My name is Andrew and I have a company named Sumo which sells a modern/funky/high-quality line of bean bags & soft furniture on the net.
Our products are great and not to let passion or pride take hold but I could simply say, our Omni chair is the most comfortable chair in the world and truly enhances ones life!
I like am a fan of your site & was wondering if you would be interested in taking a sample of our Omni chair and posting a review on it.
Our website is: www.sumolounge.com
Please let me know if your interested?
Thanks!!
Andrew
Well... Of course we would be interested since reviewing beanbags is our life blood. Not to mention the fact that I love having my life enhanced. Especially if it comes in a soft squishy form. This I had to see.22
Aug
23:30
Moog's Moovies - Snakes On A Plane
Orange have decided that they would pay us to go watch and review films for them every month. This is pretty cool for us and hopefully you lot too since you get stuff to read and we get to go watch films. Can't be bad. At least not if you're me.
You're not me are you? No? Oh good.
Well, to get the ball rolling how could I choose to watch anything other than the film that has become an internet meme, made it's way into common day parlance and, if you believe the more cynical among us (We're looking at you Rob Manuel), jumped the shark all before it has even been released.
04
Jul
16:37
GTA 4- Exclusive Preview
Weebl’s inside man at Rockstar Games has leaked a few tantalising titbits about the upcoming Playstation 3 launch title, GTA 4. As the game is still in development any of these details may have changed by the time of release, so if this turns out to be wildly inaccurate then you’ll know that we were telling the truth.
22
Jun
14:59
It's the Fancy Dance Finalists!
It would have been a magnificent 7 but apparently that's a trademark.
Before I proudly display the finalists for you I'd like to thank everyone who entered. This is basically aiding science and over 2 hundred of you care enough about your fellow man to have a go. In my eye's you are all heros (except the chap who just wiggled a toy penguin around).
Also let's remind ourselves what the dancers are fighting for. Not only will the winning video get the fantastic Guitar Hero game for the PS2 but also the highly prized and sensual Weebl's Stuff Fancy Dancer Award 2006 trophy.
Onwards to the choices!
Save The Badgers
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Wobble Box 4
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Fantasy Office ep.01
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Universithing: Pilot
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Drugs, drugs, drugs!
A young boy faces the horrors of crack use through the smooth...
Music : Its all fucking shit now
I can't think of the last good debut album, like really good, talented, pretty mainstream album. It seems all music that you hear is Cowell produced...
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Boston Marathon Bombed
So the recent Boston Marathon was the victim of a bomb attack by an as-yet unknown person or organisation. It has taken 3 lives so far and injured countless...
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So Dark sequal to So Pretty
The sequel to the Vampire short So Pretty ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaXTvsORoA ) called 'So Dark' is almost complete. We are running a fund raising...
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