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More news on the Badger movie

More news on the Badger movie

 

Subject: Re: Badger Movie Treatment

To: Joel Jessup ( robotichat@hotmail.co.uk )

From: Tara Ampersand (tara@prednisolone.com)

OK Joel, here’s some of my initial thoughts on your treatment for Badger The Movie . Weebl’s notes are in italics.

  • Possible subtitle: A Brock Opera?
  • It wanted that all Badgers more elegant and more is amused and had more pleasant skin.
  • I’m nervous about Bard Boy’s inclusion. While there’s nothing entirely wrong with the idea of a woman impregnating herself with some of William Shakespeare’s preserved ’DNA’, then panic-selling the resulting son to a carnival, his existence raises a few disturbing issues. How did Shakespeare’s ‘stuff’ get trapped in amber? Did he get it on with a tree or what?
  • History needs to be more to punchier and it must not have no women in her.
  • The scene where the badgers go and gather fruit and nuts and then have a big picnic… Let’s keep the movie free of political commentary, OK?
  • What happened to Jack Freedom? You talk the character up in our first meeting and then there’s not a sign of him in the script. Ethan Hawke showed interest. Do you want to make the former Mr. Uma Thurman cry? Do you??
  • Bananas fruit plows the of the devil, they shall not be in the film in any form.
  • Do you??
  • You know that bit in Star Wars episode 1 where the red guy holds out his double lightsaber and that choir go ‘AaAaAhhhh’ or whatever? Can we have a scene like that? In fact, can all the scenes be like that?
  • Clive said that when you cut between the battle with the stoat-warlocks and the love scene between Lord Badgerington and The Spaghetti Queen, he wants to have a Batman style spinning Badger face. Put that in.
  • There are many diverse curtains of the green one in the world. They if all are in the film.

So, make script be good now!

Cuddles,
T-Amp.

 
 
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